Creepy guy - you had her ...at "ferret"

Miss?...May I have this dance?? Enh. Heh.. I've been SO lonely since my ferret died-- I break down sobbing when I smell traces of his urine in the kitchen when I get up in the morning --OHH--- how I long for a companion .. do you have a boyfriend??--do you go online?-- I go online as Igor--The kids used to tease me and Call me Igor..somehow most of them have left town --or are buried under my lawn..you guess-huh hah ..What?... you say you dont want to dance anyways --ANYWAYS?? there's no "S"in anyways --it's ANYWAY you idiot... Alas, Now who will come over to my house and comb my back??--what's this world coming to when everyone owns SUV's and wont dance with an Ax Murderer?? --oh no! --I said that out loud didn't I? -oh well the music is noisy -maybe no one heard --Oh I like that Joe Jackson hit-- "Is she really going out with him?" --wait --maybe the DJ is making fun of ME...I'll kill him !!!

Boop-a-lisa

Boop-a-Lisa
by Leonardo Da Pickledinci
d'robo no so so con loco du hobo

The Wereowl thread !

..Nonsense Bobby..You were not bitten by the 'Were-Owl'
on the field trip..there are no such things as
--whoo whoo whhoo AHHH WHOOOOO
..where was I ??.... Nonsense Bobby....

."Bobby If you're going to distract the class you'd better go to the nurses office for some Wolfbane "

So, Ms.Talbot, if there's no such thing as Were-Owls --why can we all- "WHOO" -scuse me' ..move our heads completely around in circles now??

I'm tellin you Laurentia Talbot--as I look into
the flickering Candle and these Tarot cards
--I know you gonna rot in Hell if you dont
cure those kids of the Were Owl curse!!! Come to the front of the class Children
Ms. Talbot is going to make this
'Were Owl' Nonsense Go away for good
...urrk--earwax..uurk

This was a thread I did originally at ZCentral July 24th 2002 or 3 --my friend EAC @ Burbank's Tomato likes the art..so here is a revival of it ...just in time to MISS Halloween...

images done In ZBrush when first learning-

Token Halloweiner

FRANKULA !
Halloween WAS my favorite holiday for my entire life..but now I'm just 'faking it'
Here are some illustrations I did when the fire was still new !--

below, is "Hyde in the Mirror"

Rembrandt's Frankenstein

3D for ME too !

EAC over at the Burbank's Tomato blog--did some very outstanding anaglyph's (3D with the red /blue glasses) when commenting on his --I was inspired to pull out one or 2 of mine....however his are superior....but mine wanted to come out and play so here goes!
Red lens left eye -blue lens right----

Today's silent ploppages !

Playing 'Hi Ya' with yourself in the mirror !!!


Brothers Shrek and Shmecky Green..
Las Vegas comics get in shape
on the stairmaster

Draculina Hoped no one would notice her "trouble" with the ...spaghetti..yeah..that's it ...the Spaghetti !

These are some of my original works in ZBrush the first 3 are animated !
'Draculina' is a single frame...just in time for Halloween !

14.9 seconds of Whiz Dumb

After a hard day of slaving over spoken words
(to make delicious commercials for you )...this is my only molecule of doodle wisdom!




My broken voice of Thorndike Pickledish was my imitation of Lawrence Ferlinghetti and Kenneth Rexroth in the Fantasy LP "Poetry in the Cellar" --when people first heard my voice...they said it was like a Muppet OR A Stan Freberg character...and altho I didn't set out to imitate those voices...I certainly can see where their 'ears' were coming from !

In today's bit--thanks to "Rootz" for the blue pipe cleaners idea !