Please Play with your food !

Here's a new Animation-crafted by my "inner monkey" in an afternoon with Amorphium+Cool Edit Pro
1 min 55 secs ! big file--19 MEGs

Maybe I AM still 13.....?....

December Brain poot !

Head turning thoughts...after reading the News in the last few years--it is advisable to follow the "what's in a name?" guideline....if you are a woman and your name ends in "ACY or ACI" like Stacy, Tracy, Laci--etc. It might not be a good idea to marry anyone with the last name Peterson....and if you are expecting a boy child soon...consider not naming him "John Wayne" anything....
(look to Bobbit and Gacy) Try George Washington, something....and yes --the Penguin is mightier than the Swordfish--

Have a Merry Dike and a Happy New Pickle !!

The Planet Transvestron in the Lotus nebula where large men chew gum like Judy Garland !

Two Blokes wait by the road for the bus to come and it never does --because they thought it never would...

Creepy guy - you had her ...at "ferret"

Miss?...May I have this dance?? Enh. Heh.. I've been SO lonely since my ferret died-- I break down sobbing when I smell traces of his urine in the kitchen when I get up in the morning --OHH--- how I long for a companion .. do you have a boyfriend??--do you go online?-- I go online as Igor--The kids used to tease me and Call me Igor..somehow most of them have left town --or are buried under my lawn..you guess-huh hah ..What?... you say you dont want to dance anyways --ANYWAYS?? there's no "S"in anyways --it's ANYWAY you idiot... Alas, Now who will come over to my house and comb my back??--what's this world coming to when everyone owns SUV's and wont dance with an Ax Murderer?? --oh no! --I said that out loud didn't I? -oh well the music is noisy -maybe no one heard --Oh I like that Joe Jackson hit-- "Is she really going out with him?" --wait --maybe the DJ is making fun of ME...I'll kill him !!!

Boop-a-lisa

Boop-a-Lisa
by Leonardo Da Pickledinci
d'robo no so so con loco du hobo

The Wereowl thread !

..Nonsense Bobby..You were not bitten by the 'Were-Owl'
on the field trip..there are no such things as
--whoo whoo whhoo AHHH WHOOOOO
..where was I ??.... Nonsense Bobby....

."Bobby If you're going to distract the class you'd better go to the nurses office for some Wolfbane "

So, Ms.Talbot, if there's no such thing as Were-Owls --why can we all- "WHOO" -scuse me' ..move our heads completely around in circles now??

I'm tellin you Laurentia Talbot--as I look into
the flickering Candle and these Tarot cards
--I know you gonna rot in Hell if you dont
cure those kids of the Were Owl curse!!! Come to the front of the class Children
Ms. Talbot is going to make this
'Were Owl' Nonsense Go away for good
...urrk--earwax..uurk

This was a thread I did originally at ZCentral July 24th 2002 or 3 --my friend EAC @ Burbank's Tomato likes the art..so here is a revival of it ...just in time to MISS Halloween...

images done In ZBrush when first learning-

Token Halloweiner

FRANKULA !
Halloween WAS my favorite holiday for my entire life..but now I'm just 'faking it'
Here are some illustrations I did when the fire was still new !--

below, is "Hyde in the Mirror"

Rembrandt's Frankenstein

3D for ME too !

EAC over at the Burbank's Tomato blog--did some very outstanding anaglyph's (3D with the red /blue glasses) when commenting on his --I was inspired to pull out one or 2 of mine....however his are superior....but mine wanted to come out and play so here goes!
Red lens left eye -blue lens right----