| Enh. Heh.. I've been SO lonely since my ferret died-- I break down sobbing when I smell traces of his urine in the kitchen when I get up in the morning --OHH--- how I long for a companion .. do you have a boyfriend??--do you go online?-- I go online as Igor--The kids used to tease me and Call me Igor..somehow most of them have left town --or are buried under my lawn..you guess-huh hah ..What?... you say you dont want to dance anyways --ANYWAYS?? there's no "S"in anyways --it's ANYWAY you idiot... Alas, Now who will come over to my house and comb my back??--what's this world coming to when everyone owns SUV's and wont dance with an Ax Murderer?? --oh no! --I said that out loud didn't I? -oh well the music is noisy -maybe no one heard --Oh I like that Joe Jackson hit-- "Is she really going out with him?" --wait --maybe the DJ is making fun of ME...I'll kill him !!! |
