Saturday, November 24, 2007

Creepy guy - you had her "ferret"

Miss?...May I have this dance??
Enh. Heh.. I've been SO lonely since my ferret died--
I break down sobbing when I smell traces of his
urine in the kitchen when I get up in the morning
--OHH--- how I long for a companion ..
do you have a boyfriend??--do you go online?--
I go online as Igor--The kids used to tease me and
Call me Igor..somehow most of them have left town
--or are buried under my guess-huh hah
..What?... you say you dont want to dance anyways
--ANYWAYS?? there's no "S"in anyways
--it's ANYWAY you idiot...
Alas, Now who will come over to my house and comb
my back??--what's this world coming to when everyone owns
SUV's and wont dance with an Ax Murderer?? --oh no!
--I said that out loud didn't I?
-oh well the music is noisy -maybe no one heard
--Oh I like that Joe Jackson hit--
"Is she really going out with him?"
--wait --maybe the DJ is making fun of ME...I'll kill him !!!

Friday, November 9, 2007


by Leonardo Da Pickledinci
d'robo no so so con loco du hobo

Friday, November 2, 2007

The Wereowl thread !

..Nonsense Bobby..You were not bitten by the 'Were-Owl'
on the field trip..there are no such things as
--whoo whoo whhoo AHHH WHOOOOO
..where was I ??.... Nonsense Bobby....
."Bobby If you're going to distract the class you'd
better go to the nurses office for some Wolfbane "

So, Ms.Talbot, if there's no such thing as Were-Owls
--why can we all- "WHOO" -scuse me'
..move our heads completely around in circles now??

I'm tellin you Laurentia Talbot--as I look into
the flickering Candle and these Tarot cards
--I know you gonna rot in Hell if you dont
cure those kids of the Were Owl curse!!!
Come to the front of the class Children
Ms. Talbot is going to make this
'Were Owl' Nonsense Go away for good

This was a thread I did originally at ZCentral July 24th 2002 or 3 --my friend EAC @ Burbank's Tomato likes the here is a revival of it ...just in time to MISS Halloween...

images done In ZBrush when first learning-